Zanary
Every tower has one drawer that refuses to be organised.
Things that fit nowhere else: an aardvark, three true facts, and whatever escaped the workshop this week. There is no theme.
The Aardvark
He was promised a page. This is the page.
What You Are Looking At
Every claim below is verifiably true.
Not a pig
The name is Afrikaans for “earth pig.” He is not a pig. He has simply chosen not to correct anyone for several centuries.
Fast digger
He can dig himself out of sight in minutes, and eats termites by the tens of thousands in a single night.
Strange family
His nearest living relatives include elephants and manatees. Picture that family reunion.
Loose Items
Assorted small things rattling around at the back.
The hat is load-bearing
It appears in the favicon, the logo, and roughly every second sentence. Remove it and this becomes a very tidy résumé.
The tabs are almost alphabetised
Exhibits, Incantations, Lineage, Owlery, Zanary. Nexus goes first because it is the front door; Alliances goes last because allies get the last word.
Nothing here is for sale
No newsletter, no funnel, no popups. The actual work is one arch over, in the Exhibits.
That was the drawer.
Found something strange enough to belong in here? Send it through the Owlery.
Send a Curiosity